Not everything is sweetness and light, but neither is all sourness and shadow. Here to raise the sugar level is one little pony, and a very silly cow to keep it light.
Millennium Cow
"Who am I? Well, I'm the millennium cow."
"Where have I been? Well, DAZ only recently let me out of the barn."
"But once I saw the pasture, I kept wondering what was beyond the fence."
"And now I can't see the forest for the trees, so I've lost my way."
"Please donate to the 'Millennium Cow Rescue Fund' -- every cud counts."
"This message brought to you by the Bovine Committee for Sockratease."
Oh, How Embarrassing!
They told me this was a private shoot, but now it is posted on the Internet. Oh, how embarrassing!
Rainbow Unicorn
Not everything is sweetness and light, but neither is it sourness and shadow. Here to raise the sugar level is one little pony — Rainbow Unicorn.